I bought myself some binkies yesterday but they are too small so I have to take them back & Daddy & I were comparing awkwardness at the store stories last night. Daddy won.

      I told him it was awkward to walk through the baby section & buy binkies when I clearly did not have a child with me & that I love the look I was given by the cashier. He told me he made my tag for my collar at PetSmart & with it already being awkward doing it in the store, the lady behind him in line whispered to her husband, "Why don't you ever do something like that for me?" I lmao'd.

      You win the awkwardness this time, Daddy!